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06 November 2020


Don Bessee

Aaahhhhhh fresh kitty litter! Let the games begin!!


Don Bessee

Thanks Mr. Prez -

New non-farm payrolls came in at 630,000, versus 580,000 that was expected. The unemployment rate also dropped from 7.9% to 6.9%, 0.7 percentage points lower than economists' predictions.


Don Bessee

No way -

Graham pledging to work with Democrats on immigration? We know exactly what that means. A mass amnesty bill,” RJ Hauman from the Federation for American Immigration Reform (FAIR) told Breitbart News.

“No matter what ends up happening, Trump has forever changed the Republican Party — it is now the party of protecting American workers and secure borders, not amnesty and cheap foreign labor,” Hauman said:

His base stuck with him through thick and thin, so if the GOP doesn’t accept the arrival of a durable political phenomenon and adjust its immigration policymaking accordingly, the same won’t be able to be said about them. Why do some lawmakers have a hard time processing this?

Rep. Paul Gosar (R-AZ) told Breitbart News that “any amnesty ensures Texas and Arizona and Florida will be solid blue and would join southern California as a once red area.”

“These states would likely stay blue for a generation, leaving one-party control like California,” Gosar said. As Pew Research Center recently noted, high legal immigration levels of more than 1.2 million green card admissions a year drives up Democrat support in most swing states.

Rep. Jim Banks (R-IN) said, “There is no common ground between conservative Republicans” and Biden on immigration. Biden’s plan includes amnesty for all illegal aliens, freeing border-crossers into the interior of the U.S., providing free healthcare to illegal aliens, and increasing the flow of foreign visa workers into the U.S. labor market to compete for jobs against Americans.



Don Bessee

Get woke go broke! Hundreds of the wokesters at espn are lookin for a pod cast landing.

You can not offend half the nation and the growing number of conservative peoples of color.




Lindsay is a good sailor,Don, he can see which way the wind blows and with it his political fortunes.


If Biden wins what will happen to Trump Wall, the China trade war, caged Mexicans, etc.?


Oregon decriminalizes Junk, Crank, Blow, Shrooms. Smart approaches, Don?

NC Right Wing Watch

Hey Donnie Boy, how is that Hunter Biden scandal coming ha? lol. Yeah that was a real October surprise. The November surprise is that the New York Post is running far away from that story and its editor resigning. You just cannot stop embarrassing yourself with your smiley faces. Would you please promise put a smiley face on the story when the indictments start on the Trump Grifters? I really do not imagine you smiling however. We Nevada County progressives do wonder who's the bigger loser between you and Barry Pruett. Michigan is going for Trump, right Barry? Good one. Both of you need to bow out of politics and stop embarrassing yourself its just not working out for you. Its like batting .150 and trying to continue to play baseball. Try another hobby or move to Idaho with Scott. Family values. lol.


Sure you did Nate.....sure you did.

'F*** you, we did a good job': Defiant pollster Nate Silver rushes to defend his profession after another systematic failure of polls in the build-up to an election

Nate should think about those he hurts the most with his shoddy work.........cough.......cough.....Poll Boy.....cough.



We Nevada County progressives do wonder who's the bigger loser between you and Barry Pruett.....

It’s like Mandersonation climbed inside inside jeffy to make that post.....

Bill Tozer

Fish @ 7:27 am

“It’s like Mandersonation climbed inside inside jeffy to make that post...”

Exactamundo, my good fellow. My thoughts to a tee when the ‘Royal We’ was invoked. “We progressives do wonder.....”. Well, that’s a no brainer. Wonder on, morbid obese ones. Wonder, wonder....

Bill Tozer

“F*** you, we did a good job': Defiant pollster Pony Tail of Ignorance rushes to defend his profession after another systematic failure of polls in the build-up to an election”

‘I was in the margin of error. Trumpf has an 11% chance of winning. I did absolutely unequivocally accurately predict the election! Did too, did too, did too. I predicted the Dem House losing seats, the Senate going Blue, and Trump with 191 electoral votes!

Oh bother. How quickly they went from hero to zero, from the Penthouse to the Outhouse. I reckon if the all those who “did a good job” did a little less Toobin and more research, they could have done a much better job.


Is Trump leaving, or just Melania?



I have always lol'd at all you armchair pollsters. What a waste of time!

Bill Tozer

The Royal We and more.





Posted by: D | 07 November 2020 at 08:09 AM

I have always lol'd at all you armchair pollsters. What a waste of time!

I know it hurts dugsKKKi .....the mediocrity of both the probable “win” and the quality of the likely incoming administration but if you have a beef you really should take it up with the worlds wrinkliest thirteen year old girl.... he has been the biggest purveyor or poll porno for the last few years.


Buh Bye, Trump!

paul emery

It's over. President Biden. Get used to it.


Scott O

PE 8:44 - "President Biden. Get used to it."
Actually Paul, we conservatives have already factored in that very possibility for quite a while.
It's you who had better get used to what's coming. Paul gloated over the Dems taking over CA until he realized what a mess they've made.
You claim Biden will end the CV pandemic - so now he's POTUS elect, where's the big solution? Why wait until he's sworn in? Let's start implementing it now. Right - he has no solution.
Sorry Paul - the Dems only know how to seize power - they have proven time and again they have no idea of how to make this a better country.

Bill Tozer

Yesterday’s quotes today.

Insight: “The moment men obtain perfect freedom, that moment they erect a stage for the manifestation of their faults. The strong characters begin to go wrong by excess of energy; the weak by remissness of action.” —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)

Silver linings: “The election sets things up nicely for Republicans in 2022 and 2024. It has prevented Democratic excesses for at least the next two years, which is the immediate benefit. But if Joe Biden squeaks into the Oval Office, historical precedent suggests Republicans would win seats in the next midterm elections. Then, two years later, the GOP presidential nominee will probably be a vigorous, age-appropriate conservative, challenging either the oldest incumbent in the history of the country, or a venomous radical who was once his vice president.” —Hugo Gordon

Observations: “Conservatives have good reason to be enraged by Biden’s victory. If we are less angry than the left was four years ago, it’s because we’re more stable emotionally. … Though not enraged by Biden’s victory, I’m offended by it — offended that this mediocre man will become the president of our great country.” —Paul Mirengoff

A blind squirrel finds a nut: “If 68 million people do something it’s vital that we understand it.” —Andrew Yang

Demo-gogue: “Donald Trump sadly is trying to take our democracy down with him into the sewer, despite the fact that there is no evidence of fraud. Let the votes be counted.” —Senator Amy Klobuchar

Race bait, Part I: “We intellectually understand what America is at its base, right? That there is a great amount of racism, anti-blackness, anti-wokeness. This idea that political correctness is some sort of scheme to destroy white America, right? … I think part of your heart says, ‘You know what? Maybe the country’s going to pay off all of this pain.’ As the night wore on … I realized … that’s not happening. We are still who we thought, unfortunately. … It’s disappointing, and I emerge from this disappointed.” —MSNBC’s Joy Reid

Race bait: Part II: “All of this [minority support for Trump] to me points to the power of the white patriarchy and the coattail it has of those who depend on it or aspire to it. It reaches across gender and sexual orientation and even race. Trump’s brash, privileged chest trumping and alpha-male dismissiveness and in-your-face rudeness are aspirational to some men and appealing to some women. Some people who have historically been oppressed will stand with the oppressors, and will aspire to power by proximity.” —NYT’s Charles Blow

Village idiot: “[Trump] is a liar and a cheat who wants them to stop counting thousands of legitimate votes. And almost half of us are apparently OK with that. Half of us want to keep it going for four more years. … What more did Trump have to do to show us that he’s insane and not fit to lead this country? I feel like I overestimated the American people, and I underestimated the Village People.” —Jimmy Kimmel

Greasing the skids: “Regardless of the winner, the electoral college must go. It’s an antiquated relic that has outlived its usefulness.” —Seth MacFarlane

And last.. “Whatever you think of Trump’s fraud claims, the idea that Russia colluded with Trump to rig our election is far more absurd and yet it was promoted by every Democrat and every liberal media outlet nonstop for four years.” —Matt Walsh


Posted by: paul emery | 07 November 2020 at 08:44 AM

This one is going out to a little girl who has been kinda upset for the past few years.....,.

......still.....not President Punch

.......for you Punch.

paul emery

Scott writes:

"Dems only know how to seize power - they have proven time and again they have no idea of how to make this a better country."

You mean a better country like Bush left to Obama? Was that a better country than he inherited from Bill Clinton?

You mean a better country like Trump is leaving Biden? Is that a better country than what he inherited from Obama?

You mean a better country that Hoover left to Roosevelt? The great Depression was a real gem right Scott?

You mean a better country that Nixon left when he resigned in disgrace?

on and on and on and on.......


Posted by: paul emery | 07 November 2020 at 08:44 AM

I hardly think that Scott can be held responsible for you increasingly poor memory.

So Punch when will the complaints about Bidens........difficulty with the truth start?

.....and don’t get him started about that deficit spending.........!

Bill Tozer

The AP and CNN and CBS and NBC calls the election for Biden, eh? Meanwhile, Trump pulls within 1% in Arizona.



Posted by: fish | 07 November 2020 at 09:27 AM

Crap.....that was supposed to be for your jibbering at 9:18a.....!

Bill Tozer

Looking ahead, this coming January there will be two Senate runoff races in one state, Georgia. It will be like a national election with all the focus on Georgia. Kinda like all the attention Roy Moore got in Alabama in his race against Doug Jones in 2018. Exciting times. If things work out as they currently appear they will, the R’s will have 50 votes going into the two runoffs.

Sidebar: Heard Doug Jones lost. Probably a Internet rumor.

‘Both Georgia Senate Races Head to Runoff in Test of Republican Majority’

“We are excited for overtime – it gives us even more time to continue exposing Jon Ossoff and his radical socialist agenda. Jon Ossoff does two things well: burn through out-of-state liberal money and lose elections.”


George Rebane

Gentlemen - election results comments under 'I fear for ...' please.


Hey George......Nevada City’s fluffiest sophisticate is whining about being censored here.....

jeffpelline says:

November 7, 2020 at 9:21 am

No word from “Rebane’s Ruminations,” a voice of the hard right in western Nevada County, CA. I posted “Biden wins” on Rebane’s blog, and he deleted it. ROFLOL.

.....which is funny if you think about it.

George Rebane

fish 1008am - Yep, JeffP is a veteran liar and a journalist (but then I repeat myself). I blocked his latest IP address when he again lapsed into empty snark after giving him a chance to comment on the issues. Have no idea what he has tried to post here from that blocked address. Soon he'll get another one and be back.


He is and shall always be .....The GaffeMaster....!

Biden: Now is the time to unite as a nation....

Oh Joe....you never disappoint!

Bill Tozer

Re: C-19

Check this out. My friend in the sticks in Placer County had to go see the doc. So, he pulls out one of those good painter’s N-95 masks he had in the tool shed and headed to Auburn to see ole sawbones.

He was stopped at the door with the obligatory temp check ray gun to the forehead and the medical assistant lady at the door blocked him and handed him a big mask to but on over his N-95 mask. She explained that N-95 masks are no good and not acceptable anymore, ROFLMAO

And to think that just in the last two weeks I discovered a gold mine in an old box of lighting fixture parts. Eureka! I found a zip lock bag with four individually sealed medical NIOSH N95 masks! Better than that one I found in a tool bucket months ago. To this day, the only place or reason I would even have had those fine state of the art masks is from that day I had to drive to Reno and attend that New Mexico hantavirus training class. Nice place. Didn’t get put up in the penthouse, but the floor under it wasn’t bad. And neither was the instructor. Anyway....

Anybody looking for a N-95 mask? Free, white color, never used, four of them, no good. Can be sown together to make summer bikini top.

Back to the old bank robber bandana mask.

George Rebane

BillT 1254pm - You mean to say that the N-95 is no longer the 'settled science' of C19??? Mercy!


Bill Toes 1254pm


Scott O

BT 12:54 - N-95 is as passe as a Trump presidency.
Get with it kids!
We're in the new Biden era of nothing but pure !SCIENCE! all the way.

Scott O

Paul 9:18 - Calm down little grasshopper and go back and READ what I wrote.
per usual - if you need help with written English, there might be a neighbor or someone at KVMR that could 'splain stuff to you.


...and right on schedule!

OT: The NY Times is (exactly as expected) now beginning to turn against the lockdown/shutdown pandemic mania it created:


"Leaving children to teach themselves from a sofa might be the greatest untold tragedy of the pandemic".

How many weeks (days?) after Biden’s inauguration will Covid-19 be memory-holed?

.......Expect much more of this as TEAM D tries to reestablish some sort of normalcy.


I think poor Steve must have suffered a fall.....

Steven Frisch says:

November 7, 2020 at 12:36 pm

I expect that George is looking longingly up north to that American Redoubt, where people who just don’t want to be bothered by anyone who thinks differently, looks different, has any different values, is not sufficiently Christian, or has any perceived hyphens (except sentimentally Euro-American ones) is safe from any change.

American Redoubt......didn't you mean modern American university?

....and as always jetsy is just happy that someone will talk to him without his mom or wife tying a pork chop around his neck.

Bill Tozer

“.....where people who just don’t want to be bothered by anyone who thinks differently, looks different, has any different values.....”

Well, Steve nailed that one. I cannot think of one person who looks different that the rest of us in the entire county other than the one person whose blog Steve commented on. Best me careful there, Steve. Whatever His Lardship has, it might be contagious.....judging solely by pics of you packing away a few extra pounds.

You don’t want be classified as high risk due to morbid body mass index as well, do you Steve. America has been berry berry good to the Royal We.

Scott O

fish 3:54 - "where people who just don’t want to be bothered by anyone who thinks differently..."
Certainly the writer was never bothered by a feller named Trump who thought differently!
It is the week end.
Maybe happy hour started at 9am?

paul emery

Gosh and Golly Scott did you write this or did someone use your name? Let me know. If you did I stand beside my response which I'll repost or your conenience.

""Dems only know how to seize power - they have proven time and again they have no idea of how to make this a better country."

My response:

"You mean a better country like Bush left to Obama? Was that a better country than he inherited from Bill Clinton?

You mean a better country like Trump is leaving Biden? Is that a better country than what he inherited from Obama?

You mean a better country that Hoover left to Roosevelt? The great Depression was a real gem right Scott?

You mean a better country that Nixon left when he resigned in disgrace?

on and on and on and on......."


Posted by: paul emery | 07 November 2020 at 05:15 PM

Mmmmm....reruns.....already! I thought you’d (even considering your unhealthy obsession with embarrassingly off the mark political polls) be gloating more!?

George Rebane

Administrivia - I'll do my best to remove all further election related comments from this comment stream.

The Estonian Fox

Well, it's been nearly 24 hours since our president-elect accepted the position. What in the world is he doing so far to reduce the Wuhan virus cases? There were 124,000 yesterday. Where is the magic solution that he alluded to during the campaign? I think he's all promise, no delivery. He hasn't accomplished one thing yet. And he hasn't even had to waste several months preparing for impeachment.

And what has he been doing to make China pay for our suffering due to the virus that they released? Are any news outfits even thinking about the future of the country?

He's appointed a committee to handle those unimportant items. Must get the latest teleprompter first.

George Rebane

Efox 546pm - The C19 mismanagement charge by the Left now led by Biden has been an historic fraud on the American people. Bumblebrain doesn't have a clue about how to fight the pandemic any better than has Trump over the months during which we had to go through a learning curve about the disease. We have another liar and fraud preparing to assume the highest office in the land.

paul emery


And what has our current President done to reduce the Covid caes? !24,000 on his watch yesterday?

Oh yeah nothing. That's why he was voted out. More talk and no rock- our soon to be Ex President Donald Trump.

Scott O

Clueless 6:14 - "And what has our current President done to reduce the Covid caes?"
You're the news guy, but you don't know?
Must be nice to be a news guy that brags about his ignorance.
Where's the Biden plan?
Paul - "Duh - I don't know".
Paul brags about not knowing anything about the topic at hand.
But he claims he knows the answer.
Gotta love it.

Scott O

Paul 5:15 - "I stand beside my response which I'll repost..."
Just repeating something does not add to its veracity or its ability to respond in a germane manner to the original request.
Get some adult help, Paul.

Scott O

And Paul - the proper positioning is: "I stand behind my response..."
But of course, if you'd rather not stand behind your statements -


Biden has had an even more tenuous relationship with the truth than Trump has.

Neil Kinnock, anyone? Passing off a speech from a Labour politician as his own? That whopper caused Biden to resign from an earlier Presidential try... what... 40 years ago? No... 32 years. Before he had age related dementia to blame it on?


More recently, Biden has been inflating his scholarly achievements, law school class standing. Inconsequental... except they burnish an image that he doesn't deserve.


A repeat of how Nixon got robbed by JFK and the DEMS the first time.
I doubt Trump will utter the same words Nixon did.
"They stole it fair and square"- R.Nixon


What has Trump done for Wuhan SARS fights? There's several vaccine candidates undergoing trials that he paved the way for. In warp speed.

He got ventilators built and distributed to the many states.

He's president, not a country's chief MD. In fact, I can't think of a single president that I'd want to go to for medical advice. Stay out of my medicine cabinet, Joe.

Scott O

Gregory 7:47 - Old news, old chum. Everyone already knows this and they don't give a shit.
Remember Biden's first wife?
She drove in front of a truck - totally her fault. The truck driver risked his own life to swerve and try to avoid the tragedy. After wrecking his truck, he rushes to try to save her life and the child.
A thorough investigation showed Biden's wife to be at fault.
What was Biden's appreciation to the truck driver?
He told audiences that he'd been told (total lie) that the truck driver "drank his lunch". He said this on more than one occasion.
But he also said that he had "never looked into it".
Whatta guy!
A lawyer that claims he was told that the truck driver was drunk and killed his wife and child "never looked into it".
All a matter of record.
For decades.
The truck driver's family had to beg Biden to stop slandering their father.
What a guy, what a guy!
And what kind of person ignores that his wife and child were killed by a drunk driver but didn't question the outcome?
This is our new POTUS.

Bill Tozer

Re: Media

For some years now, Glenn Reynolds has been bringing a weekly dose of sanity to USA Today’s editorial page. But when Glenn wrote a column about the Biden scandals a couple of weeks ago, USA Today refused to run it, consistent with the liberal doctrine that free speech is great, except when it threatens the interests of the Democratic Party.

[Glen weites] "This year’s presidential election hasn’t provided the catharsis that many on the left were awaiting. Instead of the hoped-for “Blue Wave,” we have a still-too-close-to-call presidential election, while Republicans picked up House seats and appear to have held on to the Senate.

One response might be self-criticism: to wonder how, after four years of single-mindedly trying to get rid of Trump and marginalize his followers, things didn’t go better. Instead, Democrats’ thinkers seem to be asking themselves variations on “How can I live in a country where half the people supported Donald Trump?”

According to the Campus Reform Web site, professors around America were expressing anger and claiming to feel “genuinely unsafe, given the sheer number of people willing to vote for Trump.” Some canceled classes for the rest of the week, apparently because of the emotional strain.

An article in The New Republic by Andrew Cohen asks: “What do we do with all these Trump supporters?” (Spoiler: “Learn to live with them and respect your differences” isn’t on the agenda"


Bill Tozer

United? Maybe, maybe not. All humans are fallable

Bill Maher: ‘No President Can Unite Us. We Have To Unite Ourselves.’

Speaking of abortion, Maher said that he understands why conservatives might actually see progressives as the deplorable ones.

“Look, I’m pro-choice, but I also get it that a fetus is irrefutably becoming a human life. So, can I see why some people think you are actually the one who’s deplorable?” he said. “Yes, I can. So, let’s all stop doing that. Let’s all stop seeing each other as deplorable. Wednesday, Biden said, ‘We have to stop treating our opponents as enemies.’”

“We don’t all see the world the same way. Get over it. During the campaign, there was a lot of talk about who can unite us. No president can unite us. We have to unite ourselves,” he added.

The above dovetails nicely with Walter E William's piece:

WILLIAMS: Blacks Of Yesteryear And Today

One important step is for black Americans to stop being “useful tools” for the leftist, hate-America agenda. Many black problems are exacerbated by guilt-ridden white people. Often, they accept behavior and standards from black people that they would not begin to accept from white people. In that sense, white liberal guilt is a form of disrespect in their relationships with black Americans. By the same token, black people should stop exploiting the guilt of whites. Let us all keep in mind that history is one of those immutable facts of life.


Scott O

Maher - "...a fetus is irrefutably becoming a human life."
Oh, thank you Bill - because !SCIENCE!
And when is it not a human life and when is it a human life?
Bill and the left suddenly don't give a shit.
If it's not alive, why do you want to kill it?
And if it's not human, what animal is it?
Doncha' just love all these !SCIENCE! people?
They have all the answers.

The Estonian Fox

PE @ 6:14PM.
Trump is the past. Who cares now about him? You must have missed the memo - progressives just look to the future. There is no past. Statues coming down. Burning of books to follow. Lynchings after that.

All talk by liberals. No delivery by Biden so far. That seems to be how you have handled all of your 'discussions' on this site. Everyone poses questions to you, and you never deliver. Ad hominem over.

The Estonian Fox

George @ 6:06PM-

Misread your one sentence. I thought it said "we had to go through a learning curse".

Hmmm - No, I like mine better. What's the median life of a curse anyway?


'Very worst of the pandemic' ahead in US with no apparent strategy, experts say

No worries......when the progressives aren’t working on their reprisal lists they can jump right on this.


Sorry for subjecting you to a link from the Grauniad!


Looks like somebody is nervous.....

GOING ALL OUT TO STOP THE SIGNAL: Last night Facebook wouldn’t let me post this link on Biden’s votes and Benford’s Law. It just didn’t work. They blocked the Bit.ly version too. Now several people report that trying to post it produces a claim that it’s blocked for “adult sexual exploitation,” which it has nothing to do with.

Posted at 8:23 am by Glenn Reynolds

Bill Tozer

Anybody hear the Beatles song 'Come Together' playing softly in the background? Me neither.
‪After 4 yrs of attacking @realDonaldTrump as "fascist," "Nazi," "tyrant," "dictator," "racist," "antisemitic," "Russian stooge," "traitor," "grifter," "xenophobe," "sexist," "homophobe," "ignorant," "fat" and "lazy," dems/media say, "Let's all come together."‬


The Sage from the mean streets of South Central LA

paul emery

This is how patheic Trump s. He's begging ME for money. What happened to all the fat Cats and Kittens who maid Billions off his tax cuts and stimulus packages. Here it is :


You've always been one of my strongest supporters, which is why I'm coming to you now with an urgent request.

I've activated the Official Election Defense Fund and I need EVERY PATRIOT, including YOU, to step up and make sure we have enough resources to PROTECT THE INTEGRITY OF OUR ELECTION.

Bill Tozer

Congrats Paul. Trump reached out to you. After years of freting over Russian (not Chinese or Ukranian) attempted influence on our elections as if it was something new, Trump has heard you.

Now, who could possibly be opposed in any way e enough resources to PROTECT THE INTEGRITY OF OUR ELECTION???? No one I know. You won't to have an illegimate President, would ya? Of course not.

If they have nothing to hide, why don't they..........

George Rebane

PaulE 1219pm - I guess now you'll have to take back all those bad thoughts about Trump being mean and biased against the progressives. It sure looks like 'forgive and forget' or even 'live and let live' is the man's motto. Surprise him (and all of us), send him a couple of bucks ;-)


.......yep.....they maid billions. Billions I tell ya is what they maid.


I guess Punchy was right......Biden is better on COVID......



The Sunday funnies. It time for a good laugh.

Recommended treatment for D-.
"What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?

I'm glad you asked...

12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pansy in front of your older brother's friends.
It's suppose to be lemon flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anything lemon in their life. You are already regretting this decision.

12:06 pm: You down a cupcake like you've been saving it for the apocalypse because let's face it...that time is here. It's going to turn to liquid form before it even clears your throat but you don't care. All is right in the world at this moment. Hold on to that. You're about to enter a very dark period in your life.

12:37 pm: First sign of life. The pressure is growing. You already have 5 lbs of impacted poop in your colon and you basically just drank the "safe for humans" version of Drano. You feel a poop coming on finally. You think it's time. You're wrong. You get a little snake turd as a teaser.

Take note...this is the last semi-solid thing you will see leaving your body for the next 24 hours.

12:57 pm: That little science experiment you got cooking is about to reach it's boiling point. Your stomach is angry now. It hates you...you can feel it. You have exactly .3 seconds to make it to the nearest toilet but you can't run... NEVER run! You pray to God there is enough elasticity in your butthole to keep the gates closed 5 more steps as you start to preemptively undo your pants to save valuable time. Almost there. 3...2...1...

12:58 pm: Sweet Mary,...is this real life? Your cheeks barely hit the seat and all hell breaks loose. The poop/ water mixture you've just created comes out with such force that it actually sprays the back of the toilet bowl at a 45 degree angle thus deflecting it in every direction but down.

Is that blood?

False alarm.

That's just the remnants of a cherry pie you ate at Thanksgiving...when you were 5. The smell is horrid...the sound is frightening. You try to clench whats left of your butthole to soften the blow but it's not working. The whole house just heard your liquid poop fart as it gurgled out of your butt.

1:06 pm- 8:30 pm: Everything's a blur. You have pooped out everything you have ever eaten since the day you were born, everything your ancestors have ever eaten since the early 1800's, and your butthole now feels like you have a flaming hot Cheeto and the tears of a thousand Jalapeno seeds stuck in it.

You're now curled up in the bathtub ugly crying because you have to remain within arm's reach of the toilet at all times.

You have the poop sweats.

You meet Jesus.

8:37 pm: Your family will never be able to unsee the things they've seen in the last 8 hours.

You're broken.

Your butthole's broken.

Your spirit's broken.

Life as you know it will never be the same. But...tomorrow's a new day. You're going to wake up, throw on the only remaining pair of underwear you have that doesn't have a poop stain on it, and you're going to run up to Target with the last shred of dignity you have left...and buy yourself a new toilet brush. You've earned it.


I think they just copied from Joey Fingers campaign literature to flesh out his COVID plan........


I’m sure it’s fine though......

paul emery

You're asking me to send Trump a "couple bucks "George? Gosh George n this most difficult times for you and the RR's it;s good to know that you haven't lost your sense of humor.

Actually George, Trump is quoted as saying that he's worth more than 10 billion dollars so why is he out begging for cash from low income people like me?


Also who is paying for all the lawsuits in his lame attempt to swing the election through the courts?

George Rebane

PaulE 328pm - He wants to be inclusive and broaden out his constituency; give him a break.

Bill Tozer

They said it would be a Blue Wave Landslide. Liars! Liars!

Some folks really do not like it when things don't go the way they think they should..the way they wanted them to be. Liars!


1:58 a.m. — A caller on Broad Street reported a regular customer slammed the front door of their business and broke it. The person was arrested on suspicion of vandalism, public intoxication, and resisting arrest.

11:24 p.m. — A caller on Broad Street reported a man attempted to break the window of her business, and then broke the window of a neighboring business. A report was taken.

Hello, Mike's Mobile Glass Repair. How may we help you. Again? Oh my.

paul emery


do you have any idea why Trump, who claims to be worth 10 Billion, is out begging for chump change from people like me? You and the other RR's must be sending him cash though since you are strong believers.

Do you have any idea if taxpayers are going to be paying his legal fee's in this fiasco?


Blame Gavin Emery,you know,, your Proggy messiah . HE is the one keeping "P.Emery Presents" from doing business. NOT Trump.

Don Bessee

That's how campaigns work oh great pony tail of ignorance @547



Posted by: paul emery | 08 November 2020 at 05:47 PM

Do you have any idea if taxpayers are going to be paying his legal fee's in this fiasco?

With the same number of keystrokes you could have found that out for yourself......oh....the hippy thing......sorry.

Forgot......somebody needs to do that for you...my bad.


Punchy 547pm

I hate to burst your bubble, but Trump didn't actually send you that email.

It was one of the elves in Santa's workshop that handles the fundraising.

Bill Tozer


Melania sent me a beautiful picture of her gracious classy self. Glossy pic. Punchy would have gone bonkers over her shoes. They were perfect. Anyway, are you telling me that FLOTUS herself did not actually send me the pic? You mean I ain’t that important? Darn. Guess the first clue was the solicitation letter and return envelop. Damn junk mail. But, I do have a weakness. I have always found it difficult to say ‘no!’ to women, especially graceful gentle-spirited kind tough women who are fluent in 5 languages. I have fallen for the oldest trick in the book; sex sells.

I don’t know why Punchy is upset with Trump asking him for chump change in the fight to protect the integrity of our scared elections. Heck, he gave those Berkeley mimes 500 bucks and they made him a special donor status. I think protecting our election from fraud is much more important that giving money to Stink-Asses, but that’s just me.


Bill Tozer

‘California Voters Chose Basic Economics over Feel-Good Policy in ‘Rent Control’ Referendum’

“In the long run, rent control diminishes the return on rental units, so developers will build less new rental housing. They will be incentivized to instead build more commercial property and luxury housing, which are not typically subject to rent-control laws. This is, of course, exactly the opposite of what lawmakers wanted.

The underlying problem of unaffordable housing is caused by the fact that in many cities there are far more apartment seekers than there are properties available for rent. Paradoxically, rent-control measures intended to fix this situation end up exacerbating the underlying shortage driving it in the first place.

Despite the continued political viability of the feel-good left-wing policy, the demerits of rent control are something of a settled matter among economists across the political spectrum.

In a 2012 IGM Forum survey, economists were asked if they agreed that rent-control measures in U.S. cities such as San Francisco and New York City had succeeded in recent decades. More than 80 percent said no. Only 2 percent thought they had successfully made housing more affordable.

“Rent control discourages supply of rental units,” said MIT economist David Autor. “Incumbent renters benefit from capped prices. New renters face reduced rental options.”

“Next question: does the sun revolve around the earth?” Chicago Booth economist Richard Thaler responded.

Studies and empirical evidence have confirmed economists’ skepticism of rent-control policies time and time again.

Rent-control policies in Cambridge, Mass., were allowed to lapse in 1994. Afterwards, studies found that benefits had accrued to a select group of lucky renters but imposed billions in increased costs on other city residents who faced higher rents. Research also showed that the proportion of low-income residents in the city had actually declined under rent control, suggesting the net effect had been to decrease affordability.

A 2019 study examining rent-control policies in San Francisco during the 1990s found clear evidence of failure. It concluded that rent control ultimately reduced the supply of housing by 15 percent and “likely drove up market rents in the long run, ultimately undermining the goals of the law.”

“.....Even the left-leaning Brookings Institution has concluded that “rent control appears to help current tenants in the short run, [but] in the long run it decreases affordability, fuels gentrification, and creates negative spillovers on the surrounding neighborhood.”

Thankfully, the evidence against rent control was so mounting that even California voters didn’t fall for it this time. Hopefully, their real estate realism spreads to blue states across the nation.”



Guess they got this wrong too. Biden's "win*" was supposed to end all this shit.

"Antifa protesters in Portland, Oregon, vandalized the Democratic Party headquarters on Sunday night. They apparently painted “F**k Biden” and “No more presidents.” "

paul emery

RE Bill 441 AM

"that’s just me"

Yep, that's just you Bill. You finally are realizing that after all these years of blather that no one really cares about especially in the Blue County o Nevada.


Posted by: paul emery | 09 November 2020 at 10:16 AM

Yep, that's just you Bill. You finally are realizing that after all these years of blather that no one really cares about especially in the Blue County o Nevada.

……and here you are again Punch…..You finally aren't realizing that after all these years of blather that no one really cares about anything you say……

Maybe there's a Facebook page where you could blather more productively!

Bill Tozer

Ouch Punch, I am wounded. Hurt my feelings. And I thought it is time to unite, tightwad. You must squeak when you walk, being so tight fisted with your po man’s chump change. I figured you for a humanitarian, a giver.....not a tight-fisted cold hearted man who bitterly laments about how much money other people have and why they, not yourself. , must part with it—involuntarily of course.

Punch, you need to open up your heart a bit and open your wallet a lot more. One does not shrug off his responsibility when duty calls. We have a nation to save. You have been chosen to fight for the integrity of our nation. A high honor. Make checkout to the President Donald J Trump Defense Fund. It’s just like a GoFundMe site, except something more important than renting goats for a couple days or giving support to those fine automatic weapon toting Kurdish females in uniform. America first.

If it makes your less grumpy, perhaps we can discuss a topic of your passion and of very high interest to you, i e, polls. Would that turn your frown to a happy face?

When the President of the United States calls for your help, Paul, one puts politics aside.

George Rebane

Paul, do you accept my assertion that every Californian excluding dedicated progressive Democrats have had no representation in Sacramento for at least since the Terminator lost his backbone, and perhaps a lot longer?


Keep working at it Emery, Nevada County is almost a shithole equal to Frisco. Piss and moan about PG&E not doing anything, then Frisco wannabes do all they can to STOP PG&E from doing just that. Just ONE example.
Need another? You and yours import protesters from GOD knows where to stur shit.

paul emery


Newsom "easily won in a landslide with 62% of the vote, the biggest victory in a gubernatorial race in California since Earl Warren won reelection in 1950, and the biggest victory for a non-incumbent since 1930."


The citizens of California will have a chance to elect him out in two years if a majority believe they have had "no representation" as you assert. The Repubs have decayed into a pathetic minority that has been solidified by their support for Trump who is headed for a famous final scene before he is scooped out of Washington. Nevada Cou nty being solid blue is a graphic example of the decay of the Republican Party in California.

I do not accept your stated assertion. If it was true it would have reflected in this election which it did not. The fact that Biden won by nearly 30% in California is proof enough of my assertion that the Repubs are a disaster and failure in California as representatives of a possible different direction for our State.

paul emery


Why should I help someone out financially for his legal problems when, according to his own assertions, is worth ten billion dollars ?

George Rebane

PaulE 1240pm - Unfortunately, I was not able to communicate the notion of "no representation" well enough for you to understand.


Ok Smartass Emery,, cre to give the excuse for the mass exodus from Kommiefonia? WHY are the people and money makers and job creators LEAVING?
WHY Emery,, WHY???????? Republicans?


For the "Counts done you guys need to get over it crowd"…..


FLASHBACK: Millions Signed Petition Urging Electors to Vote for Hillary After Trump Won in 2016


Click the link at your own peril…..(shudder…..)

George Rebane

Walt 109pm - Progressives don't even recognize the exodus, let alone respond to questions about that emigration.


punchy 1240pm

"Nevada Cou nty being solid blue is a graphic example of the decay of the Republican Party in California"

Not "solid blue", Punch. Hell, the Democratic Party couldn't even pass the racial preferences proposition here, and there was suppression of GOP voting. You've been complicit.

Bill Tozer

Punchy sez:
“Why should I help someone out financially for his legal problems when, according to his own assertions, is worth ten billion dollars ?”

Because Punchy, it is the right thing to do. We would not to elect another ‘illegitimate’ President with a deteriorating glob of pulpy mush (with the juice squeezed out) inside his melon, now do you? It will divide our country!

The protection of the integrity of our Republic’s electoral system is at stake here. That’s why. We have a bon-e-fied threat to OUR democracy and you ask why? Unbelievable.

Are you putting money ahead of people? What are you, some kind of Sunshine Patriot? When the chips are down, Punchy ain’t around. When the going gets tough, Punch gets going...out of here.

Besides some (not all) rich people, the most materialistic folks in the world are the poorest. How dare you put your po folk chump change ahead of the nation that allowed you to make your chump change and live a good life. Try doing that in Venezuela or China or Cuba or other foreign countries like the Sanctuary Poop City by the Bay. Granted, Newsome put the chokehold on you livelihood, put you still can play at the Mine Shaft....if they let your kind in.

We all must make sacrifices and think of things bigger than ourselves, more important than our mere flesh and blood.

paul emery

Suppression of GOP voting in Nevada County Gregory/ When, who, where, and how? Never heard of that locally as you contend.

paul emery

So Bill, I'm supposed to make economic sacrifices to help someone out someone with their legal problems who claims to be worth 10 Billion Dollars?


Paul, These QAnon quacks have a conspiracy for every event. They have all be assimilated to the Trump/Borg collective.


Posted by: D | 09 November 2020 at 02:26 PM

Paul, These QAnon quacks have a conspiracy for every event. They have all be assimilated to the Trump/Borg collective.

Again with the Q stuff……you do realize that you're the only one here mentioning that here……interesting.

I'm Q-anon and I approve this message!


That right Emery, ignore the facts of life.
Your supposed to be a "news man" and know the facts.

I know George, But I DO git a tad giddy rubb'n Emery's nose in it. Yup,, Kailf. is in great shape. Right Emery? With Herr Nusom Still begging Trump for handouts because he pissed money away.. Answer,,, tax the shit out of us even more.
BTW Emery, hows the " Never come never go" choo choo moving along? The "Brown Streak" is truly "shit river" of money flowing out to sea.


OK LIBS,, you may have these guys to deal with.

Just think. Just a few rigs can mess up a freeway for hours, if not days. Refuse to deliver loads to the likes of Frisco, Portland or Seattle.(just to name a few.

Food goes bad sitting on the docks. Trailers get unhitched on the roads.

Truckers can bring this country to it's knees faster than any LIB could dream about.


punchy 218pm

that's what you said the last time I accused you of it.

EVERY time you tell GOP types to move to where they'd be welcomed, you are supressing the GOP vote.

paul emery


I'm just being kind t the poor old GOP'rs in suggesting they might find happiness in some place where there are more like minded people to spend time with. Nevada County is now solid blue and will stay that way because of whose moving up here. You can blame it on the environment and the culture which is what attracts those who appreciate those attributes.

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