George Rebane
This morning’s WSJ report (here) on how airlines are making economy class air travel even less inviting jogged some memories of a new concept that I’ve discussed with my technology development buddies over the years. Maybe now that the uncomfortable version of stack/pack seating has become de rigueur, it’s time to again consider a better way for the modern day. But first some background.
When I was doing black studies work for the DoD in the 1970s as the Vietnam War was winding down, an Army research arm published some preliminary results in one of its R&D newsletters about a technique, first described more than ten years earlier (here), for anesthetizing the wounded in battlefield hospitals. The method involved applying a low amperage, low frequency current through electrodes placed on the patient’s temples. The report stated the obvious benefits of such a simple and presumably controllable ‘anesthetic’ that would quickly render the individual unconscious and keep him that way until the current was turned off.
I got all excited about ancillary uses for such a technology both in military and civilian environments. Without going into details here, it involved using the technology as a ‘time machine’ that would allow an individual to be perceptively, restfully, and safely ‘transported’ into the future. I shared these ideas with my research colleagues, and we came up with a bunch of applications and product concepts. And then the research program just up and disappeared from the follow-on literature. In those days I had a company to run and no time to dig up what happened to this intriguing technology. Over the years the topic has occasionally come up only at dinner parties preceded by some related item.
And then I saw the airline passenger packing article which immediately qued up (yes, yes, it should be spelled ‘queued’) the above story. So here’s a concept outline for a new class of airline travel which I will name ‘Cocoon Class’ or CC. Airplanes will be designed to have part of their passenger space configured to hold densely stacked cocoons each containing a passenger. The passengers will be ‘anesthetized’ either chemically or electrically or both. The anesthesia need not be the deep kind that patients undergoing serious surgery endure, but a milder form which, say, people having undergone colonoscopies or dental procedures understand. Under such ministrations you feel that you are still awake but time seems to have passed very fast until you are fully awake again.
The passengers in CC class would be prepared in the boarding lounge by lying down in their open cocoons where one or more appropriate monitoring leads would be attached, after which they would be administered the anesthetic of a dosage sufficient for the duration of their trip. Once under they would be wheeled aboard the aircraft and stowed. The process would be reversed at their destination where they are fully awake as they exit their cocoons to go retrieve their luggage in the usual manner.
In flight the CC passengers would be monitored automatically with a medical technician available as a member of the cabin crew should the need arise to deepen the anesthesia or provide other needed attention for the passenger. Rough calculations show that such a CC configuration would permit increasing the passenger count from 60% to 100%, potentially doubling the passenger capacities of today’s aircraft.
Admittedly this description has been nothing beyond a concept outline with many feasibility and design details to be worked out. But given the direction of today’s air travel into what easily may soon violate the Geneva convention against cruel and unusual punishment, I submit that this concept is worthy of more serious investigation. Should this idea work, I most certainly would opt for traveling in CC class to arrive at my destination rapidly and rested, ready for the next activity on my schedule.
Epiphany at Trinity
George Rebane
It was our first solo trip with our ‘new’ trailer. Jo Ann and I got back from Trinity Lake yesterday afternoon after spending a few days under the trees at Pinewood Cove RV Park. We are lifelong dirt campers, so talking us into upgrading to a starter trailer wasn’t all that difficult. It only took Russ and Ellen Steele about five years to help us switch from a ripstop tent to an aluminum box on wheels. Memories of weeds poking into our undercarriage were a definite goad to less surprising twilight head calls.
So there we were, practically lakeside and under a thick canopy of tall pineys with our little toyless toy hauler all properly hooked up and canopy deployed. The RV park grounds sit on, what else, scoured red dirt. You know, the kind we have right here in Nevada County. Our little camping chairs and tables were all set up in the stuff. Our puppy took no never mind to it, and, rejecting her nice clean bed, stretched herself out on the dustiest parts, being careful to change sides regularly so as to apply an even coating.
Meals were fun because Jo Ann could use the kitchen to prepare some really special vittles for eating around the campfire. We brought along our own firewood - cured digger pine which makes and maintains a beautifully tight flame mass for hours (contrary to popular local myths, I have yet to burn a bad piece of madrone or digger pine).
The pictured idyllic little scene was made possible following a six hour drive that involved some very curvy roads after we headed west from Redding on State 299. While there, the major entertainment consisted of driving down to Weaverville to celebrate our 49th, and watching RVs occupy neighboring sites. From this educational spectator sport one learns a little bit each time as vacationers of various skill levels maneuver their rigs into place and go through the set-up chores – the Germans also call this shadenfreude. It’s especially relaxing after you are already comfortably ensconced with martooni in hand, and covered with red dirt beyond caring.
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